Rock Am Kabuff

There is no way to put last night into full sentences:  Two human pyramids (the bottom sucks).  River swimming.  Duct tape soccer.  Stealing duct tape back when Ms. Buzzkill takes duct tape away.  Continuing to play duct tape soccer.  Skinny dipping in a random pool at 2am.  Tourmanager trying to jump the fence while naked and falling on his face.  Crashing a party with a bunch of folks over 50 and only agreeing to leave in exchange for a bottle of wine.  Trading a beer for a bracelet and then for exchanging the bracelet for a watch.  Duct taping a drunk guy who got on our nerves.  Picking Tourmanager up and throwing him over a fence.  More two person summersaults (Justin plus Matt = success!).  Girl offering to sew a hole in our pants.  Girl sewing hole in pants.  Tim stagedives and then gets dropped... hard.  Tim asks crowd to do a human centipede (look it up).  Holding off The Situation away from the mic so he can't sing along.   Nice kids booking us on a show and then showing us lots of respect.